《一間平凡的魔法店》　　第一集：兩人的烏托邦136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBbARG8NCX
第1章　勇者是最頂尖的男公關136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbs9cH4lVo
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　　秋天的景象越來越明顯了。剛守孝完畢，接管魔法魔法店只有半個月的我，此刻才發現經營店鋪比我想像中來得更為講究。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNclfRPL7g
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　　除了調製魔法道具、招待客人和收錢，還要陳列商品、訂貨、處理訂單、管理貨倉及解決各種零碎事務，煩心的事多不勝數。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZvYRiQNxY
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　　甚至乎，每個季節也有不同的任務。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizhAEXfNNf
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　　西原城盛種紅楓樹，幾乎家家戶戶都種了一棵。到了秋天，城內的每條大路、小徑、街角，便會被五角型的楓葉所包裹著，地面鋪滿了紅鱗，連屋頂都被片片紅葉點綴成火燒似的赤，不斷往外散開。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMM93wZ8IH
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　　「於金盤中盛放的火楓」，是對西原城的美譽。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWv0QFnBEj
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　　風吹過，火花飄舞人間，詩情畫意。吟遊詩人喜歡坐在長椅上放聲歌頌，旅客也慕名而來，一賞城內秋色。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcLBPeakwE
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　　然而美歸美，如何處理滿地殘葉又是大哉問。現在東區商店街富華魔法店的老闆則拚命宣傳他的新商品：136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52htHgK4RE
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　　「討厭早午晚掃葉子嗎？只要在店外擺好這個吸葉箱，保證你不費一分力氣就能清出一條康莊大道！現在買一件，第二件半價！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPenPIfpigA
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　　「你騙肖喔？各位街坊聽我說，昨天我按照指示把魔石放進去，結果這東西一啟動就把我整條袍子都吸進去，全爛了！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBy3BD9lOy
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　　「客人！那肯定是你使用不當！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDC2xUIjWr
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　　「我沒胡謅！要不然我們去找次代勇者大人奧特．卡巴拉來評評道理！次代勇者大人不是一出世就學魔法嗎？他定會揭破你這奸商的大陰謀！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYNIcB87HF
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　　我匆忙把整塊三明治塞進口裡，退出觀眾群。現在的人是怎搞的，為什麼不找商品監管會社？136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2fVjSlDZX
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　　「……哎呀，我好像看見勇者在圍觀，不過剛跑掉了……你們要追上去嗎？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NmwU6JkEb
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　　我好不容易把嘴裡的東西吞下肚，跑小路返回魔法魔法店。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrh8RR4m1j
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　　魔法魔法店是爺爺遺留給我的產業，建於西區不特別繁華的商店地帶。以往由於古舊邪詭的色彩與佈置，以及爺爺調製出來的商品的強烈不實用性及不安全性，所以生意冷淡。現在由我全權掌管，門面重新裝修，批入正常的貨品，情況已大幅改善。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFJtuHRD7O
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　　雖然，半個月所賺還是不夠支付爺爺的安葬費。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiK3qphlfX
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　　我喝了杯水，然後拿著掃帚走出店外，葉子多得連角落的盆栽都掩沒了。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2jWOsE6LH
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　　掃地算是最輕鬆的工作，不消片刻已把門前的葉子全掃成一堆。呼，距離營業時間尚餘十五分鐘，待會兒再整理貨架，還有時間泡茶。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FA5ZXqXt8
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　　「哦哦！這裡就是魔法魔法店啊！終於到了！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ729eHkH4lZ
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　　這時，一隻黑色的長靴踢跨了我的楓葉堆，紅色的葉子如亂雨般倒轉灑上天空，沙沙亂響。兩秒後，一條依附在葉子上的毛蟲從天空掉到我腳尖上。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUCf9JHKiM
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　　該死的，誰走路沒長眼？136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeilAUR1B1
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　　我抬頭，眼前是一名青年，有著頗為罕見的墨黑色頭髮和眼瞳，臉部有微妙的孩童式圓潤，飛揚拔扈的眉毛輕易地讓人聯想到「囂張」、「惡霸」等字眼，偏偏他卻身穿白色的祭司拖地長袍，怪裡怪氣的。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7iDf7xIhl
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　　是邪教祭司嗎？那還是小心點為妙。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFOilUIgOj
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　　我摸著掃帚，先露個抱歉的微笑：「大哥哥不好意思，你可以讓一條路嗎？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf1eiUhlRT
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　　對方這才發現我的存在，一臉大爺地把黑色眼珠瞄向下方：「喔！你是這家『魔法魔法店』的小夥計吧？你家店長呢？在店裡嗎？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2GtZ5ggBZ
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　　……糟糕，被徹底路人化了。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjdDjKpi8k
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　　「我就是店長。請問──」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLj3PAt47q
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　　「臭小子你別裝！照照鏡子，你哪裡像勇者奧特呢？嘛，算了！跟你多講也是浪費時間。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsjPO2cDtb
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　　他自顧自地說完，便完全無視守在門前的我及掛在門前的營業時間牌，直接衝到店裡，其速度之快使得我的披風往上飄了飄。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqX8Y3vFl3
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　　又來一個慕勇者之名而來的非．顧客嗎？真是夠了。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM8xathbut
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　　我馬上跟前，指著剛躲到櫃臺裡疑似想偷錢的祭司袍男子說：「……喂喂、先生，等一下！本店尚未開門，你這樣是擅闖私人物業！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryJEgg8fPB
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　　「吵死了，我的勇者怎麼會雇用你這種吱吱喳喳的店員呀？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJcYl6tWzC
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　　他從櫃臺下鑽出黑色的頭顱，手裡還順手牽起了我藏在櫃臺裡的茶杯，勾著杯耳的兩指優雅地提起，輕啜了一口，接著很自然地皺眉：「都冷了？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LjiuKrBMJ
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　　「那是昨晚的。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS5NbKsWVN
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　　「呸呸呸！你這種爛店員怎麼連最基本的泡茶都沒做好？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7JU3kTc7C
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　　入店搶掠者拋開茶杯，大刺刺地在店裡轉來轉去，東張西望：「奇怪……奧特不在嗎？果然堂堂的次代勇者不會幹這種市儈商人的工作啊。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xl61t4AYk
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　　我叫奧特．卡巴拉。我愛當市儈商人。我對勇者這種沒有生產力的職業沒有興趣。不行嗎？136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOhYKnTg6E
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　　這青年丁點兒也不像祭司，但從他口氣中的超大架子，以及他剛才喝茶的姿勢，彷彿是個上流貴族或官僚。直接趕走他並不恰當，結果我只能跟著他的拖地白袍不斷走動。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14yJTJJVa2
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　　「勇者的店子怎麼好像什麼都沒有？你有在做事嗎？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2buXzxjqn
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　　他端起一條掛在牆上的胸圍。這是爺爺研究出來，用以縮小女性胸部的魔法彈性胸罩，擺了幾年都沒人買。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6YDoFRSmc
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　　「貨架很空是由於前幾天城內的傳送門壞了，貨品和材料沒能運送過來。現在城內多數店鋪都出現貨物短缺潮，不止本店。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGXutyjK4y
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　　「喔！我知道，城門公告板有寫。」他升起一抹得意的笑，輕巧地把胸圍丟到我胸前，「因為全世界都想一睹勇者的風采，所以全都跑過來把傳送門塞爆。不過勇者的店子應該有專用的傳送門啊？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35dQbMd8F1
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　　「沒有，你想太多。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX2oePLYfe
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　　「那就是勇者的背後有皇室的經濟支援啊。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebqLHHDLdy
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　　「你到底當勇者是什麼！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6R4mZEhAs
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　　他停下腳尖，終於收斂了傲慢的氣息，用無比認真的表情與我正視。我這才發現，白晢得似雪的臉配上純黑色的短髮，黑白分明的眼白與眼瞳，竟勾劃出異常好看的對比。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4SmghNfAK
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　　他仍不像神聖的祭司。但就某種意義來說，他像雪王子，像妖精，像──136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpNR1fizGt
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　　「勇者啊，當然是身材高大、肌肉結實、容貌英俊瀟灑、風度翩翩、穿著一身貴麗白衣、笑一笑足以迷醉眾生、背上還有足以滅絕所有強敵的神劍、一揮劍足以讓任何人臣服。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7RBMZhyfW
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　　像瘋子。這人就像個剛從康復院中逃跑出來，穿著白衫的瘋子。此刻他痴呆的笑容讓人不寒而慄。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndCxaZr3ZS
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　　他根本不是要找勇者，而是要找男公關吧？136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3ZHwmSvP7
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　　「這跟男公關有什麼分別？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGNVNOBig6
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　　「哎呀？你這個白痴，笨蛋，蠢貨。勇者怎麼可以跟街邊那些男公關相提並論？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5WhSHY8Ji
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　　他雙手叉腰，理所當然地說：「勇者本身就是最頂級的男公關。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjHNON7z6K
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　　原來如此。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6FGlHqK5d
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　　這人絕對是腦子出水。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVMCWvjbra
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　　「如果你要找傳說中那種英俊瀟灑、身材健碩、笑一笑足以迷醉眾生的勇者，你可以試著去這座城東南區一間叫做Over-All的酒吧，我聽鄰居說，那裡的男公關很一流，雖然我不知道那是不是最頂級的。」說完，我好心地為那瘋子指向東南方的窗戶。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMnjHppH6C
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　　瘋子似乎理解不到我的語言，兩隻烏黑色的大眼十分呆滯。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8295YcXFME
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　　「你……你去死吧！誰要找男公關啊啊啊──！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97bfai6LSF
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　　清脆的「啪」的一聲響起了，只見他的右掌用力拍到本店的牆壁上，聽上去就知道痛了，更不用形容他立即捲起下唇忍住尖叫的可憐模樣。他掐緊拳頭，用亮汪汪似湖泊的眼睛說話：「你快告訴我奧特．卡巴拉在哪裡！否則我要燒了你這店！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxanNicbivf
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　　說罷，他的手腕轉了半個圈，空氣間竟迅速凝聚了個火球來。真是夠了，和平社會允許他幹這種事嗎？136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NNhhgrdAb
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　　「先生，這樣是觸犯了恐嚇罪……」唉，還能怎樣？屈服在武力下的我，只好乖乖拿出身份證：「如果你堅持要找奧特．卡巴拉，這裡有一個。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpvzlYsEKB
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　　黑髮男子伸長脖子看了一眼，然後狠狠地將身份證撥到地上，高聲尖叫：「你這混蛋嘍囉！連身份證都偽造！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLVmemelq4
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　　他哼哼兩聲，火球竟已變成一個成年人的頭那麼大。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPCvZ5FIce
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　　該死的，他好像是超高階的魔法師，竟然不用唸咒，甚至不需要集中精神的時間？136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZxCXYjHon
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　　一眨眼，火球變得更巨大，直徑差不多是走道的寬度。紅光覆蓋了天花板的兩排白色燈管，殘影交織，熔岩似的火舌在溢流，好像快噴到我的木頭貨架……這樣下去可不行！136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKpIJWg0bH
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　　「抱歉，先生，店內嚴禁使用魔法！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc123nlkBD
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　　我揪起衫袖，伸出雙手，掌心從火球的頂部拍下去，順勢拍到他麗紅色的手上。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK52KKzpC3
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　　呼，火球消失了，連半點煙霧都沒有。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9Y5GdUi94
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　　「耶……你你你！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xvwaQHn5l
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　　祭司袍男人倏地縮開，跌坐到我的促銷架子旁，像是碰到骯髒東西般猛地搓手。發勁地盯住右手一會兒，他忽然咬牙切齒地把厲目撇過來。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5HgPRCja9
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　　「你、你對我做了什麼！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxVJiHuaxb
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　　「什麼做了什麼？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH7OcLBvNC
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　　「你！你用邪術！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqtKbsv6i4
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　　「邪術？先生，我只是滅火而已……」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ606O4UwyD7
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　　「用邪術滅火？你行！你、你、你！……我、我、我……哼！好呀，奧特．卡巴拉，我、我記住你了！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ILWfQ5fV1
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　　不知道他在想什麼，總之這個大麻煩像是受到天大的委屈，用想哭的臉彎低了腰，飛奔出我的魔法店。呼，謝天謝地。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnMVd2SUBR
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　　不過，將我的抗魔體質稱為「邪術」嗎？總覺得有點緬懷啊。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWkG2gjxMU
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　　唉，算了，再怎麼幻想也是無聊。我把魔法胸圍掛回原位，跑回店外把葉子再掃了一遍，專心開始今天的工作。1234 copyright protection132ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07udLSMCLk 尼

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