《一間平凡的魔法店》 第一集:兩人的烏托邦136Please respect copyright.PENANAYkuFlAsl1B
第2章 受歡迎的店員136Please respect copyright.PENANAnUXuVAxJCu
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一名中年的小鬍子拿起爺爺製作的胸毛速生劑問我。136Please respect copyright.PENANA58UY6nF71U
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「這是什麼?」136Please respect copyright.PENANA8P11ovrENf
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「嗯,這東西嗎,就是……」使男性更有魅力?抱歉,我是個有職業操守的商人,這種明顯的謊話實在太難啟齒。曾經爺爺把霍多當作實驗品,趁著霍多誤服安眠藥後把這種速生劑塗上去,結果那茸森森的毛漲得跟女人胸部一樣大。136Please respect copyright.PENANAxlD0XjEFVT
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在我猶豫之際,黑髮的青年再度混進來:「先生,這是胸毛速生劑啊,可以令你變得更有男性魅力!」136Please respect copyright.PENANAgR8ALPVdKf
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「……男性魅力噢?」136Please respect copyright.PENANARSzYdztFvd
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「沒胸毛的男人只配當白臉小生!」136Please respect copyright.PENANAD8V2RhFXuJ
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嘆,由他這樣一個臉色很白,疑似沒長胸毛的男生來推介,真是一點說服力也沒有。136Please respect copyright.PENANAAqgsTVGaFx
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果不期然,中年男子什麼都沒買就離開本店。136Please respect copyright.PENANA9mPAHlqnq7
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「現在的人是怎麼搞的?連勇者弄的東西都不喜歡啊。」黑髮男子抓著頭,嘆著氣把胸毛速生劑放回原位。136Please respect copyright.PENANAlU1l1BDOQ0
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自從上次來搗亂後,這個有著黑髮黑眼的男子不知為何承認了我就是奧特.卡巴拉,還整天呆在這兒假扮店員,讓人非常不安。136Please respect copyright.PENANALGC4v0WZUT
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尤其是他經常用熾熱的眼神觀察我,默默無言,彷彿在打什麼主意。我不知道他的底細,也無意探究,只好任由他了。136Please respect copyright.PENANACcdSC2rfQl
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好不容易,他終於說:「時間不早,我走了。」136Please respect copyright.PENANArEa9UFLTPX
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「不送。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAJeAzhOTWah
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他這人奇怪非常,初見時覺得他很情緒化,但此刻的他什麼都沒說,流星大步地離開。136Please respect copyright.PENANAaAkQvsdDnj
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啊啊,他開始把我的店當成自己的家嗎!136Please respect copyright.PENANA2A4dJUDVxG
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黑髮男子走了後,魔法魔法店變得跟貨架一樣冷清。連顧客都知道本店已經不剩任何可以賣的正常商品了嗎?唉,看來這星期要做虧本生意。136Please respect copyright.PENANAAeP6Rz8lXL
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閒在櫃臺的我,閱讀著魔法師公會最新出版的《魔法化學理論(第3版)》,並且萌生了設計新商品的念頭。臨近正午,大門傳來響亮的高跟鞋踏步聲,使我不得不站起來笑句:「小姐,歡迎光臨。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAi4TkKJS01O
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那是個擁有金髮藍眸的女子,穿著玫瑰紅的魔法師長裙,手戴金環,非常搶眼。僅是輕挪腰枝,波浪狀的長髮便在空氣中飛舞,妖美與貴麗集於一身。136Please respect copyright.PENANAwApBeIIiMS
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她手掩著嘴,碧波似的眼折出絲絲笑意:「初次見面,勇者的後人,早安呢。我是琳亞,請多多指教。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAR2WdIECjK8
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不好的預感。我用力保持待客的微笑說:「這位姐姐早安,請問你想買什麼?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAdkCy996pBB
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「呵呵,怎麼會叫我姐姐呢,嘴巴真甜。」名為琳亞的女子用蜜糖似的跟我聊天:「其實我是來找舍弟的,你有見過他嗎?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAP7DNhgp5t7
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「令弟是?」136Please respect copyright.PENANA3KIitVF0qe
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「凱撒爾。他說來到人族西原城一定要見見傳說中的勇者,應該是比我先一步來了。」136Please respect copyright.PENANA3BzScP7kBq
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……凱、凱撒爾?我沒聽錯吧?136Please respect copyright.PENANAlrR0GDaEhO
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啊,也許是恰巧同名。魔族那位深居簡出的小王子,處境一直不好。自從離開魔族後,我再也沒聽過任何關於他的消息,實在不見得他會忽然跑到人族找我……不,是找次代勇者。136Please respect copyright.PENANAxaOuRtYXxu
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堂堂的魔族王子,為何要前往人族找次代勇者呢。136Please respect copyright.PENANApparKtCivf
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而且,若是如此,我眼前這個年輕的金髮女子豈不是魔族公主了?魔族最上位的人士來訪,人族這邊卻沒有反應嗎?不大可能。136Please respect copyright.PENANATZOlbcPSV1
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我快速鎮定下來:「我不清楚。或許令弟曾經以客人的身份來這兒買過東西吧。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAB8LqIDENHa
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「不過,我聽說一個長得很像舍弟的人在這裡當店員,還跟勇者的後人非常親密呢?他的打扮應該是個頭髮和眼瞳都是黑色,長得丁點兒都不討人喜歡的男人。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAM0C8ehDvet
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我勉強鎮定下來:「膚色很白,眼睛有點圓,大約二十歲的男人?」136Please respect copyright.PENANATTLXmkPG8F
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她笑吟吟地側了頭,一臉嬌憨:「是的,不過他才只有十五歲,跟勇者的後人你同年同月出生呢。他一定是不想讓你看到他超可愛的臉才裝成醜陋的大人呢,呵呵呵。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAcMq28W4WwU
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我禁不住上下打量這女子,她大約是個二十出頭的醜陋的大人。136Please respect copyright.PENANAV8CXRAXXn7
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啊啊,不過這是怎麼回事?越是描述,越容易將那個一臉自大的祭司袍青年與記憶中的小孩重疊……對了,那件白色的祭司袍確實有點太眼熟。136Please respect copyright.PENANAezQLVsg1oh
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不管如何,我賣笑答:「他早上來過,現在不在本店。另外他也不是店員,我跟他不熟。」136Please respect copyright.PENANA6fJ8MGLSZp
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「哎呀,是這樣子嗎?」琳亞扇下睫毛,手牽紅裙一角,輕巧地退後半步:「那麼勇者的後人,恕我打擾了。要是你看見舍弟,勞煩你跟說我在找他,謝謝。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAtEA4lilJJ0
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這人非常輕巧地來,也非常輕巧地離去,跟店長閒聊,卻完全沒有買走任何商品。136Please respect copyright.PENANAwse3i7F4hs
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我嘆了口氣回到櫃臺,《魔法化學理論》仍是半掀開著,但此刻怎麼也讀不上腦了。不管那個黑髮黑眼的青年是不是我所認識的魔法天才凱撒爾,他確實有點不尋常,好像顆定時炸彈,時間一到就會將本店捲入危機中。136Please respect copyright.PENANAQOWxDHBb1J
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如果他真的是凱撒爾,魔族九王子殿下,那麼……136Please respect copyright.PENANA76xADy0AxT
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糟糕,頭腦塞住了。那麼我該怎麼做?136Please respect copyright.PENANA14q1M3C2M9
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這時外面突然傳來奇妙的鈴鐺,正好把我的思緒截斷。我掀開窗簾察看,一輪貨車停在本店前。136Please respect copyright.PENANAKv7VUoCl0z
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這不是普通的貨車。外型是童話格調的木頭貨車,兩側有對純粹用來裝飾的木翅膀,而平常用來繫在馬脖子的韁繩,現在卻綁在數十隻虎紋小貓上。牠們全都瞇起眼,用自己的脖子死命拖著車卡,拉動車輛前行……136Please respect copyright.PENANAySTiQjFvNL
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唉,準是露娜沒錯了。今天要角色扮演貓耳少女嗎?136Please respect copyright.PENANAmfRuF3nDeq
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木頭車上,一雙黃色的大貓耳茸茸竄動,左揚右舞,亂裝可愛的。送貨員露娜「嘿!」的一聲從車上跳落地面,藉助風魔法在空中翻騰三周半後落地。136Please respect copyright.PENANAs7luL0BMQx
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唉,懂魔法的人真奢侈,連角色扮演都要這麼搞。136Please respect copyright.PENANAFsPqfzAywO
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「喵!」露娜用她貓手套的爪子向我招手,並且說出不是正常人類會使用的助語詞,「奧特,午安喵!」136Please respect copyright.PENANAh1v0YBjE9z
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「你怎麼來了?我的貨呢?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAkilI7sIi8X
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「沒有喔喵。」露娜把貓爪掩住嘴巴,重重地嘆氣,「你也知道嘛。大家聽聞勇者桑緹娜的獨生子終於露面,而且他長得非常好看,在爺爺死後獨力支撐爺爺留下的魔法店,結果全都被迷住了喵。大家一窩蜂堵住西原城各個傳送門,有些貴族還駕著十幾匹馬來,結果……傳送門全壞掉喵。那個勇者美少年真是充滿罪孽喵。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAEhIB07sMiM
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「充滿罪孽的是那些貴族!是他們把傳送門塞壞的吧?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAreI3zL9nc4
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我說得慷慨激昂,露娜卻利用不知名的魔法將頭頂的貓耳道具扭下,自顧自說:「山上的麻綿村和水村只有一道傳送門,根本不夠應付西原城的需要喵,達里泰鎮距離又太遠,所以現在西原城的輸入輸出只能徒步運送,並且以官員貴族與大組織優先喵。」136Please respect copyright.PENANArWpVUmdYOc
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「嗯……」136Please respect copyright.PENANA3yWetSR8Yt
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「你看,貨車上的都是昂里斯家族為了十一月月光節而準備的宴會用品,我辛辛苦苦跑山路才拖到來喵,但這只是一小部份,真是可憐我了喵。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAxY0wAuArPq
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「你的貨車明明裝了驅動器,根本不用自己拉。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAQHqlnN5EAP
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「所以嘛,奧特你的貨還要再等喔,恐怕要到傳送門修理好喵。」136Please respect copyright.PENANA6EvDyAJzpw
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露娜再度無視了我的質問,愉快的表情及輕鬆的貓咪語氣維持不變,宛如把石子拋進湖中,但湖面連漣漪都沒有。136Please respect copyright.PENANAsNCwx3dj3G
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我忍不住嘆氣:「所以……下星期又沒生意啊。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAUYxQT6BHDL
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露娜舉起貓爪說:「要是你乖乖承認自己是次代勇者,接受王室加封,就可以隨便使用官方傳送門喵!」136Please respect copyright.PENANAPAMxkcva8Q
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「開玩笑。現在天下太平,魔王都跑到封印裡面了,哪需要勇者?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAyQk629eh2v
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「那你去假扮下任魔王,自己打自己吧喵。」136Please respect copyright.PENANAb03MKKcf1r
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……勇者是我,魔王也是我嗎?別說魔王的手下也是我負責扮演,真是夠了。136Please respect copyright.PENANAX5Y55Qdio2
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雖然不知道傳送門哪時才開通,但我還是重新下訂了更多商品及魔法材料。露娜處理完畢,回到木頭車子裡,搖搖貓耳朵說:「奧特,在你店逛了一個圈,怎麼沒看見你的店員?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAjcziFZ1sfD
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「你是指那個男髮黑眼的男人?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAwSEBqg2vxP
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「是喵,聽說是你爺爺死後突現出現,負責填補你生命缺口的一個男人,你們互助互愛的事被人盛傳著呢。怎麼沒看到他喵?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAoRwexguKP4
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我用力地咬出笑容,大幅度搖頭:「從來沒有這種人、這種事存在過。請問你是從哪聽回來的?」136Please respect copyright.PENANAPH3ZGPSuyd
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「真可惜喵,那下次再來看看奧特你的男人吧喵,再見。喵喵喵喵!」136Please respect copyright.PENANAgqRawS7RbU
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露娜無視我地把臉轉回大街正前方。手中皮鞭一揮,虎紋小貓又豎直脫了毛的粉紅色脖子,貓鬚抖動著慢跑起來,貨車在眾路人詫異的眼神下揚長而去。136Please respect copyright.PENANAXef7nwoZbm
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我回到店內作簡單收拾,接著換了外出服,將休業牌掛出來。既然連供應商都說沒貨,其他店鋪的生意也好不到哪兒,接下來的日子就讓我放假吧。反正我也想打探一下近來有什麼關於我的流言。136Please respect copyright.PENANAFTKj9VrfVF
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準備就緒,我便起程前往西區的小型廣場了。
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